2 Stupid Jokes
2 Stupid Jokes
Mod G Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:34 pm
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch."
A woman visited God in her dream. He says that she only has 30 days to live. So the woman uses 10 days for cosmetic surgeries, makeovers, etc. So 13 days in, she is hit by a car and is killed. When she asks God why she only got 13 days, God said,
"I didn't recognize you."
A woman visited God in her dream. He says that she only has 30 days to live. So the woman uses 10 days for cosmetic surgeries, makeovers, etc. So 13 days in, she is hit by a car and is killed. When she asks God why she only got 13 days, God said,
"I didn't recognize you."
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